Yet more Obama press

Today stories about the presidential comics appear in the San Diego Union-Tribune and the Christian Science Monitor, which somehow turns the story into one about Jerome Corsi's lie-riddled anti-Obama screed which (thanks to huge bulk purchases by right wing groups) hit the NYT bestseller list at #1.

The difference, of course, is that the comics were written factually, without a political agenda.  Corsi's book not only contains all the usual lies about Barack Obama, but makes up some new ones, and its intention is to influence the election.  Of course, Corsi famously did the same thing to John Kerry in 2004, and if he influenced that election then we can thank him for a plummeting economy,  increased unemployment, high gas prices and never-ending war.

One thing I like about his book is that he claims to have 700 footnotes, but if you look closely, you see that a huge percentage of those footnotes are to his own writings.  So he's referring to himself to back up his "facts."  Other facts in which he fervently believes are that George Bush is trying to untie Canada, the US, and Mexico into one country, that there is a limitless supply of oil underground, and that pedophilia is just fine with the pope (who is, Corsi claims, senile).  In other words, this guy lives in a dream world of his own, and yet a legitimate publisher was willing to bind his lies into book form and release it, without even the same amount of fact-checking that one of my horror novels gets.

For a more detailed recitation of some of the untruths (and real documentation as to why there are untrue) check out the website Unfit for Publication.

So if you're looking for an honest and accurate biography of Obama, stick with the comic I wrote.  If you really want the Corsi trash, you probably belong to one of the wingnut groups that will give you one for free.  And if you can wait a few months, remainder tables will be groaning under the weight of unsold copies.  At $1.99 each, you can probably insulate your attic with copies and not have to deal with that pesky, itchy fiberglass.

The Black Tower

There's a cool new comic book out there, but you won't find it in your local comic shop.  Instead, you can read it online, for free!  It's called The Black Tower, and it's written by Kelly J. Compeau, with art by Donald Jackson, colored by Donald and Kelly.  Kelly kindly credits me as a co-author, but the truth is that it's her vision and almost entirely her work, and she is the one who deserves the credit for what's there (unless for some reason you don't like it, then you can blame me).  I look at it as Kelly's Ferrari, and I'm just the mechanic who tunes the engine now and again.

It's an urban horror story, somewhat inspired by Buffy, Charmed, Witchblade, and Disney's Gargoyles (!), but not resembling any of those--instead, it's a gripping tale of supernatural terror, suggested for mature readers over 13.

There are lots of extras at the website, including a fully functional forum for discussing the comic or any of a number of other topics, most pop-culture related, so just your cup of tea if you're reading this blog.  Check it out today!

CNN on YouTube

Should you be one of those modern types with a high-speed connection to the internets and can watch this newfangled YouTube thing--and have a high tolerance for pain--you can watch the CNN report on the Obama and McCain comics to see my first four seconds of national cable news air-time.  Maybe the Fox report will show up there too, but we can hope not.

You're better off searching the site for "dramatic chipmunk" or "hobo documentary."

Talking Head

I have now lived the dream of being a TV talking head for a day.

Okay, I don't know how many people actually dream of it.  But here's a hint--don't bother.  Unless someone's paying you to.

I tried to decline Fox's invitation, at first.  Because, A) they're the Fox News Channel, which could more accurately be described as the Fox right-wing propaganda channel, and B) over the past 13 days, I have been home for 2 full days, and my work and ranch upkeep are both suffering, and C) I'm still tired from Comic-Con and all the activity since.

But they really wanted me, so much that they offered to send a car down for me.  That's 2 hours here from Tucson, then 2 back, then 2 home, then another 2 for the driver to get home.  If Rupert Murdoch wanted to pay someone to drive around for 8 hours, how could I refuse?  Besides, I figured I could get some work done in the car.

So about 11:00 am yesterday, a Lincoln Town Car came through the ranch gates and pulled up outside the house.  I got in and we drove up to Tucson, where the local Fox affiliate broadcasts from a building on the University of Arizona campus. It being summer, and a Sunday, the campus was quiet.  So quiet, in fact, that the building Fox broadcasts from was locked up tight.

We waited around until a little after 2:00 (for a 2:40 broadcast), and when no one showed up, I called the producer in New York.  She called the person who was supposed to be setting up the broadcast, who had been informed that I would be going on the air at 8:40, not 2:40.  So he rushed down, opened up the studio, set up a light and camera in front of a table, slapped a mic on me an handed me an earpiece, and I was on.  No real prep, no instructions.  I heard the broadcast, then a commercial break, and then we were live.

Since I don't watch Fox, I didn't know how big they are on split-screens.  And since there was no monitor in the studio with me, I couldn't see what was happening on screen.  So I foolishly assumed that if I wasn't being asked a question, or answering one, that I was probably off camera. That was when I blinked, looked around, adjusted my earpiece, etc.  When I got home and saw the tape, I realized the error of my ways.  I looked, as Maryelizabeth said, like a "shifty-eyed serial killer."

And since Fox is the only cable "news" channel that somehow "accidentally" keeps mixing up the names Obama and Osama (the usual trick is to put the title "Obama" underneath footage of Osama bin Laden--clever, kiddies) I shouldn't have been surprised that they also misspelled Mariotte.  I would have liked it if they got that part right, but oh well.  Now their viewers know the comic is coming, and that's the important thing.  Just don't look for me to show up on Bill O'Reilly any time soon, because that ain't happening.


Bugs

Today I'm making my live TV cable-news channel debut.

So yesterday, we went to the Farmer's Market in Bisbee, and for reasons unknown, the entire place was swarming with biting gnats and no doubt other sorts of winged menaces.  I may not have contracted malaria (yet) but my head and face are covered in big welts from all the bites.

I hope Fox doesn't broadcast in HD, or else no one with Hi-def sets will watch.  And I hope I'm able to refrain from scratching myself on-air.

Grrr, stupid stupid gnat creatures.

TV update

The CNN piece on the Obama and McCain comics will run TODAY, Thursday, not Friday on The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, theoretically during the 5-6 pm hour (ET).  It will air again during American Morning on Friday.

I will also be doing a live segment on Fox News Channel on Sunday at 5:40 pm (ET), along with Andy Helfer, who wrote the McCain book.

Comic-Con report

My worst Comic-Con fear was realized this morning when I went outside, after returning home in the dark last night.  Comic-Con always seems to come around at the same time that the monsoon really kicks in.  When I looked around this morning, I saw weeds that hadn't existed before we left on Tuesday that are knee-high now.  The grass is ankle-high and will need to be cut back with a weedwhacker before it can be mowed.  The fire break is just gone.  Things were tending that way before we left, but the couple of inches of rain that fell while we were away did the job.  Now that I've been gone for a week, of course, I have lots of work to do at my desk, plus new projects that came up during the con, plus follow-up on meetings, etc.--meanwhile, the vegetation outside threatens to overwhelm the house.  I think Comic-Con should shift to spring or fall, during the dry seasons, so I don't have to leave home at the height of the monsoon.

Oh, the con itself?  It was crowded, busy, and crowded.  Wednesday night used to be called Preview Night, and it's only open to people who bought four-day passes.  This year, the alloted number of four-day passes sold out well in advance of the con, and so did all the single-day passes, so no one could decide at the last minute that they wanted to go (I saw a family of four turned away from the door on Sunday afternoon, kids with disappointed looks on their faces because their parents apparently hadn't been religiously checking the website and just assumed that they could attend a major event in their own city.  No such luck).  So Preview Night was jam-packed.  A friend of a friend broke her toe in one of the mob scenes, during which it's hard to move in any direction but you're still shoved and jostled by others who can't really move either.  Another friend, Tor editor Jim Frenkel, was almost swallowed by the crow rushing for Warner Bros. bags, but fortunately survived to tell the tale.  That's mostly what was accomplished Preview Night--people swarmed the big movie and publisher booths for free loot, or the toy booths to line up to buy overpriced "con exclusives."  I'm sure if you look on eBay today you can find such exclusives offered in hopes of claiming even more ridiculous prices, but the whole idea of standing in line to buy something for too much money is somewhat offensive to me, and I won't do it.

Thursday was the first "real" day of the con.  After a nice breakfast with my friend Brian Haberlin (currently the artist on Spawn, but not for much longer) we wandered into a convention center that already looked like Saturday afternoon.  The crowds thinned occasionally after that, but for the rest of the weekend it was easy to find an intersection (usually the one between you and where you needed to be) that was completely impassable, either just because of the sheer number of people or because there was someone in costume having his or her (usually her) photo taken by dozens of other con-goers.

I had some publisher meetings Thursday, and spent some time at the IDW and DC booths as well as Artist's Alley, a little time trying to look at other booths, and a lot of time dodging crowds.

The name of the con is still Comic-Con International: San Diego, but its focus is no longer on comics.  There used to be comic book characters on the banners the con puts up around downtown San Diego, but no longer.  The giant dealer's room seems to emphasize movies and TV, with the biggest comic book publishers in the same general vicinity.  There were fewer than 100 comic book dealers in the room this year--expensive Golden Age comics were easy to find, as were the hot titles of the moment, but it's a bad place to look for comics from the past few months or even years.  Artist's Alley was smaller than ever, its artists crowded into smaller spaces and only allowed a single chair. 

Friday I had my first signing, as well as some more meetings and the Scribe Awards panel, which I mostly missed.  Nonetheless, the awards are here, and heartiest congratulations to the winners:

BEST GENERAL FICTION ORIGINAL
MR. MONK AND THE TWO ASSISTANTS by Lee Goldberg

BEST GENERAL FICTION ADAPTED
AMERICAN GANGSTER by Max Allan Collins

BEST SPECULATIVE ORIGINAL
STARGATE ATLANTIS: CASUALTIES OF WAR by Elizabeth Christensen

BEST GAME-RELATED ORIGINAL (SPECIAL SCRIBE AWARD)
EBERRON:  NIGHT OF THE LONG SHADOWS by Paul Crilley

BEST SPECULATIVE ADAPTED
30 DAYS OF NIGHT by Tim Lebbon

BEST YOUNG ADULT ORIGINAL
NANCY DREW AND THE CLUE CREW #10: TICKET TROUBLE by Stacia Deutsch & Rhody Cohon

BEST YOUNG ADULT ADAPTED
THE 12 DOGS OF CHRISTMAS by Steven Paul Leiva

 Friday night the Eisner Awards were announced, and those results are here.

Saturday is traditionally the day that strikes fear into the hearts of people who have to make it from one end of the convention center to the other.  This year it was so packed on every day that Saturday didn't seem much different.  One of the convention's high points was the panel I was on, "Things That Go Bump," at which I finally got to meet horror superstar-in-the-making Joe Hill, Zombie-meister Max Brooks, and lovely actress Adrienne Barbeau, as well as Chris Marie Green and Natasha Rhodes.  Don't tell, but I got to kiss Adrienne, and had to pose for multiple pictures with her--a true hardship, as you can imagine.

Sunday was a little more low-key--not a lot, but some.  I got to spend some time outside the convention center, on the Comic Book Resources boat, which was a pleasant diversion. I also had a signing with Steve Niles for 30 Days of Night: Eternal Damnation, and we both signed some extra stock so if you want a signed copy you can still get it from Mysterious Galaxy (just follow the book link).

Other pleasant interludes including visiting with friends, playing bad pool at the Del Rey party, a pleasant lunch with Pocket Books editor Ed Schlesinger and a very nice dinner with the aforementioned Jim Frenkel and a fine breakfast with buddies and writers J. C. Vaughn and Mark Haynes.  I didn't make it to any panels except the one-and-a-half I've mentioned, and didn't buy anything at all in the convention center except a couple of overpriced meals.

As always, Monday I was beat and bedraggled, barely able to sustain a conversation.  Tuesday was much the same except I had to pretend to be awake for CNN.  Today is really decompression day, and then it's back to work and trying to tame the high desert jungle that's growing outside.

Here are a few pictures of some of the cooler things I saw at the show...

The Adam West/Burt Ward TV series Batcycle


Batcycle
Ironmonger

Iron Monger armor at the Marvel booth

Adrienne Adrienne Barbeau et moi

And this was just an odd sight--Shrek, standing on the wall looking toward the marina.

Shrek

More press

Maybe the last such update for a while, but no promises...

Monday I was shopping for a new shirt (since I hadn't packed for all eventualities, as it turned out) to wear on CNN, when I had a phone call from an Associated Press reporter who wanted to interview me about the Obama comic.  I assume this sort of thing happens all the time to Lindsay and Paris and Brangelina and all those other celebrities, and I'll be taking a suite at the Chateau Marmont anytime now to escape the glare of the spotlight.

The CNN report will air on Friday during The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.  At this point, of course, I have no way to know how much of me, if any, will survive the editing process.  They interviewed editor Scott Dunbier as well as me, and apparently they're talking to Andy Helfer, who wrote the McCain comic, and an expert on the intersection of politics and pop culture.  Watch on Friday and we'll all find out together.  Since it's TV, as long as there are no Adam West Batman-style sound effects pasted in, I'll consider myself lucky.

I don't know when the AP story will hit, but of course because it's AP it'll be all over the place.

Meanwhile, in non-Obama news, word has been released that I'm writing a comic book adaptation of Terminator: Salvation for IDW Publishing, with art by Transformers fan-fave Don Figueroa. The link will take you to a Comic Book Resources page with some of Don's art on it.  I just got the script last night when I got home from San Diego, and will be giving it a read this week.

More on Obama

Dispatch from Comic-Con---there's more news on the Barack Obama comic in today's Los Angeles Times, so click on the link to see the story!

More when I get back home--or sooner if I get spare time.  Yeah, that's likely...

New York Times

I  am briefly, and not altogether accurately, in today's New York Times.  When I mentioned a couple of months ago that I now had a financial interest in Obama winning the nomination, this is what I was referring to--had he not won, my issue would have been canceled and a Hillary one launched.  But we know what happened there, so the project is underway.

I'm en route to Comic-Con, so I'll keep it short.  Check the link.